RESIMAY (what?)

To hoom it mae cunsern,

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I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

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I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

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I'm lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

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I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

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hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

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Sinseerly,

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BRYAN nikname Beefy

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PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

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Employer's response:...

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Dear Bryan,

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It's OK sweety, we've got spell check. When can you start?